i did all of them even i’m judging me

• big spoon/little spoon: teddy is the big spoon usually, because she is so tiny it’s ridiculous lily would like to be the big spoon tbh, but any attempt she makes to wrap herself around him usually ends in fits of laughter and a lot of teasing from teddy lbr
• favorite non-sexual activity: they do a lot of dumb stuff a lot always lily makes him go shopping with her and he grumbles the whole time and teddy makes her play a lot of muggle sports and she’s SO BAD at all of them and then she grumbles the whole time but they both secretly have a lot of fun
• who uses all the hot water: whoever wakes up first. neither of them really even think about it until the other is yelling at them from the bathroom
• most trivial thing they fight over: what DON’T they fight over, they’ll get into full-blown yelling matches over taking the trash out
• who does most of the cleaning: lily, usually, but she likes it so it doesn’t bother her that much
• what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: if she watched more tv than she does, it’d be her. but she watches like two shows consistently, so teddy does.
  
• who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: teddy, but only after lily makes him because they’re both so LAZY about it
• who leaves their stuff around: both of them all the time
• who remembers to buy the milk: they’re both trash at remembering that kind of stuff but lily is the most likely to
• who remembers anniversaries: they both do because teddy would be IN FOR IT if he ever forgot lbr
• who cooks normally?: lily, because she’s pretty good at if if she’s in the mood to put the effort into it and teddy is TERRIBLE but they usually end up ordering take out
• how often do they fight?: they don’t get into serious fights a lot, but they’re both so stubborn and hot-headed they’re almost always bickering about something
• what do they do when they’re away from each other?: teddy’s working, probably, and lily is definitely either working or doing some ‘weird girl thing’ but they’re both so LAME they’re around each other all the time
• nicknames for each other?: aside from the standard lils and ted, they don’t really have them unless they’re doing it sarcastically
• who is more likely to pay for dinner?: they’re both as likely to, but teddy usually does because he’s so adamant about it and lily just kind of rolls her eyes and lets him
• who steals the covers at night?: oh my god lily usually, but it doesn’t happen often bc she’ll normally just use teddy as a human furnace
• what would they get each other for gifts?: teddy would buy her some ridiculously expensive jewelry or dress that she’s been not-so-subtly hinting she wants and lily buys him a lot of… crap? she has no patience for gift shopping she usually just makes him tell her what he wants (if he says he doesn’t want anything she gives him an iou for a whole day in bed, no interruptions)
• who kissed who first?: lily (✿◠‿◠) 
• who made the first move?: it was a mutual thing
• who remembers things?: if it’s important, both of them, but lily is more likely to remember little details. teddy remembers a lot, but lily just remembers more.
• who started the relationship?: it just sort of happens, neither of them explicitly say anything, they just kinda fall into it
• who cusses more?: teddy, but if she’s angry lily will yell profanaties so loud she’ll lose her voice
• what would they do if the other one was hurt?: they’d probably be so violently angry at everyone, but they’d be hella gentle with each other disgusting

aposthaste:

• which one is abysmal at roller skating and has to hold onto the other:

lily is TERRIBLE at it. teddy’s okay, because andromeda always used to take him, but lily is sososo bad and she hates it. they don’t go often- only for family events- but every time she’s in a terrible mood and falls down a lot and he has to run her a hot bath later. (he also has to keep from laughing out loud, which is really difficult but the consequences are dire if he does)

• which one gets hiccups every time they drink something fizzy:

both of them do. and lily also makes fun of teddy every time he hiccups? so he makes fun of her when he does it. it really makes no sense cause they BOTH DO but every single time they smirk a lot and tease each other and it’s actually pretty hilarious. their family can attest that there have been times where they’ve gotten in yelling matches while making fun of each other for hiccuping and they’ll BOTH be hiccuping while screaming about nonsense and it’s just SO teddy and lily

• which one always joins the group dances at the skating rink:

teddy does, every single time. lily usually ends up doing it because she doesn’t want to be left out and she hates him being better at something than she is. he only does it because he knows it’ll get HER to do it, and he thinks she secretly has fun, even though she’s not that good.

• which one listens to new songs on loop until the other can’t stand it:

lily does! oh my god she loves pop music so much and female rappers and pretty much anything that pumps her up and makes her feel like the HBIC. he usually just ends up putting in ear plugs, though, because nothing can rip her away from her dance jamz.

• which one tags the other in embarrassing photos without asking first:

both of them absolutely as often as they can- lily more, though, because 1) she’s more consistently photogenic and 2) teddy has to be in a really daring mood to piss her off like THAT. i imagine her having tons of followers on instagram and posting awful photos of him there all the time, and he doesn’t have an instagram so he has no idea

• which one had a short-lived interest in learning the ukulele:

lily has a short-lived interest in learning just about everything ever, so she can play a few chords. teddy just isn’t much of a musician type.

• which one keeps posting memes on facebook:

neither of them- teddy thinks they’re too “immature” (they argue a lot about things being mature/not mature) and lily thinks they’re stupid.