abrideoffire:

(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people

(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty women that can bring them to their knees

dallerus:

egguanas:

okay but how about FIRE MERMAIDS THAT LIVE IN LAVA

magma.. mermaids.. magmermaids???