signs response to ‘i love you’
umreligion:
okay: capricorn, virgo, scorpio
i love you too: aries, cancer, pisces
i love me too: gemini, leo, sagittarius
*nervous chuckle*: taurus, libra, aquarius
how ur sign will die
Aries: ballin Taurus: accidentally drank cyanide because u thought it was vodka Gemini: murdered by pigeons Cancer: forgot how to move and died sitting on the couch in a blanket Leo: got into a car accident because u saw a dog Virgo: died of sadness when ur otp didn't work out Libra: crushed under the same stampede of buffaloes that killed Mufasa Scorpio: suffocated under the weight of ur own bitterness Sagittarius: u did it for the vine Capricorn: stepped outside and incinerated by sunlight because u hadn't been outside in so long Aquarius: ur moshi pet came to life and killed u for neglecting it Pisces: choked to death on cinnamon in 2010
