-would you kindly

take in a turned-out dog, let it eat out of your hand. devour   without   guilt   the   things   you   desire—

wine, sweets, bodies, smoke.
+maz | ♀ | intj | on a permanent semi-hiatus |


"do you ever wear anything that isn’t black"

"yeah, once a year"



So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

Natalie Dormer and Katie McGrath do The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge


remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can hear them calling to me from hell


if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed


To build a city at the bottom of the sea! Insanity. But where else could we be free from the clutching hand of the Parasites? Where else could we build an economy that they would not try to control, a society that they would not try to destroy? It was not impossible to build Rapture at the bottom of the sea.

It was impossible to build it anywhere else

credits [x]


*favorite character dies*



Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.



prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war